I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log

So surprised. Not possible. They achieved whatever the tasks. They are bad assses for even attempting

You done a fantastic job. I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log. Can’t believe you pulled it off.

Shitted over

Shitted over means to be wronged, the victim of a minor injustice, disrespected, passed over at work or in other competitive environment.

Examples: Tom got the promotion; I got shitted over. The barista really shitted me over; my coffee doesn't have any chocolate sprinkles.