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A "Shit Piss" is when your doody is so loose you feels like you are pissing out of your ass.
1. It looks like somebody "Shit Pissed" all over that toilet.
2. Those wings fucked up my stomach, I'm going to have to "Shit Piss" in about a minute.
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I'm keen to see the shit and the piss get up against the Liberal Party (Carlton) on the weekend.
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A shit-piss, performed by a male, is when he pees in the shitting position.
My leg is broken, I can't stand up while I pee. I'm going to have to take a shit-piss.
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Being so aroused you shit and piss yourself simultaneously
"He took a shit piss on the first pair of tits her could find." Sir Cumworthy
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(n.) An expression used to describe a task which is nearly impossible to do while avoiding its by-products or consequences.
You want to go to a strip club without spending a lot of cash? Man, that's like trying to take a shit without pissing.
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Cant drink alcohol without feeling sorry for himself.
Man, Robbo was so drunk on the weekend, carrying on like a little bitch, he's so shit on the piss.
When your giving anal and the receiving participator shits onto the penis of the giver who then proceeds to piss out shitty piss into the receivers mouth.
Giver- Yeah that feels so goooood
Receiver- It feels, TO good!
*Receiver excretes from anus*
Receiver- Oh no I'm so sorry!
Giver- Its no problem, I'm used to it. Why dont you suck all the shit off?, we can do a good ol' fuck-shit-piss!
Receiver- Sounds like a plan!
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