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this is a phrase of astonishment, the statement is so ridiculous that it must mean bewilderment
Shit on my dick! look at that nice car!
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A common expression shouted when a serious offense has occured, such as looking down after a long session of butt sex, to find shit on your dick, or finding that your roomate ate all the skittles.
Guy 1"Where the fuck are my skittles?"
Guy 2"Whats that, on your erect penis?'
Guy 1"Shit on my Dick!"
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i was sitting in my house when sandy came over and took a shit on my dick.
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Despite the obvious misfortune one remains optimistic.
Jody said she had an STD and and i said "No shit on my dick..."
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a phrase that is used to express extreme or intense frustration.
Traveler: I would like a Snickers bar please.
Ice Cream Vendor: 2,30 Euros.
Traveler: Shit on my dick!! I only have 1 Euro.
Ice Cream Vendor: Oh! You guys speak English?
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A term coined by a member of the Villanova track team that is used to express a variety of things ranging from extreme upset to extreme excitement.
A young lady had an extra ticket at a Villanova basketball game and saw a large black man yelling, "Tickets, tickets!" She thought he wanted to purchase a ticket so she approached him and said, "I have a ticket I can sell you." When he informed her that he was looking to sell tickets, not buy them, she got pissed and yelled, "SHIT ON MY DICK!" to that mofo.
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an exclamation used when i dont believe something or someone.
Somechick: dude carlos just called me a data enry!
Me: ARE YOU SHITTING ON MY DICK?!
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