shizzing

The combination of shitting and pissing out of your anus. Often occurs after mexican food and/or a night of heavy drinking

I ate so many damn tacos and drank so much corona last night, that everybody in the office today heard me shizzing on the toilet

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Shizzed

Verb- When you reach an orgasm and you accidentally crap out your ass.

Frat Guy #1- "I was hooking up with that slut and I really had to take a shit so I decided just to finish, and when I jizzed I jizzed so hard a little bit of shit came out"

Frat Guy #2- "Dude you totally SHIZZED! It's when you jizz and a little bit of shit comes out

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shizz

Noun
She-jizz.

Ugh! That couch has shizz on it.

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Shizz

A Cool Way To Say Shit....Saying Something Is cool, Or If You Get In Trouble...Or Your Property

Yo You Heard That New Song From Ciara That is the shizz!!!
(or...)
Shizz MAN! my mom found my report card...shes gonna whip me!
(or..)
MAn That Always Happens To My Shizz...im glad i got insurance

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Shizz

Used as a noun.
Derived from the word Shizzle but shortened
Used to describe something as being really good

"Oh that gig last night was the shizz"
"Chocolate is the shizz"

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Shizz

The mix of shit and jizz

AVGN: I'd rather drink buffalo shizz, it's the combination of shit and jizz. I'm sorry that's foul.

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Shizz

A mixture of shit and jizz, usually used to "tube" someone.

Dude, did you see how much shizz came out of the sock when John was tubed?

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