shlong

extremly large dick. one that slaps your thighs

Oh my god Jimmy, your shlong is so large!!

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Shlong

When something is both short and long.

That dachshund soo cute, he's shlong. (Short and long)

shlong

a big dick.

matt really loved the guys shlong.

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shlong

Misspelling of the world "schlong," or penis. Probably derived from the German "schlange" for snake, which, pronounced in German, must have sounded like "schlong" to native English speakers.

Wow, that horse has got a pretty huge schlong. I don't know if those fifth graders on their field trip to the zoo should be seeing this.

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shlong

The male genitillia that is large in both length and girth!

Not jokin but did u see Jason before in the showers! He had a cunt of a shlong!

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shlong

A LOOOOOOOOONG DICK that is used to scare off girls, mainly virgins

VIRGIN GIRL:"That guy has a shlong, RUN!"

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Shlong

A mullett, the hillbilly haircut. SHort in the front LONG in the back. Similar to a "soccer rocker" or Billy Ray Cyrus in the 90s.

"Holy crap mang did you see the Shlong Blake Shelton had a few years ago? Major mullett bruh!"

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