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Acting like an idiot for know reason when someone is pissing you off
ME: Why are you getting so mad?
Anthony: Cause you're pissing me off
ME: You're acting like a shlump
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A shit lump that some people leave on the side of the toilet bowl.
See also: Shlump stream
"My god! Someone's left one hell of a big schlump in there!"
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Extremely tired; exhausted, pooped. Sleepy.
Dude, I just worked a 12 hour shift, I'm shlumped.
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when you get so fucked up that you become the physical embodiment of snorlax.
“Man you should have seen Carlos last week man, he was straight shlumped!”
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when you are super tired so you are about to go to bed
i am about to shlump out
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When someone falls asleep or passes out during a social event or in a public area.
"Have you seen James recently?" "Ya, he's shlumped on the couch over there."
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When you smoke a lot of tree and when you're coming down you feel hella tired, sometimes kinda shitty but also you'll just wanna sleep. Personally I feel more shlumped after i have a good head high like from good bong rips or woods.
"Wow, im feeling pretty shlupmed from smoking earlier."
"Gonna take a nap I'm hella shlumped"
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