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Shmeat

meat made from faeces.

The shmeat burger was delicious!

by dend4u June 18, 2011

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Shmeat

A shortened version of the name of Shmeagle, from the Lord of The Rings. Someone acting ugly.

Ashley is shmeaty by falling asleep.

by ShmeatSquad69 October 15, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shmeat

When your penis is the size of a babyโ€™s.

Damn, Thorgon has shmeat.

by Crackbaby75 November 25, 2018

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shmeat

Short meat or small meat.

"You I heard Jake has a little dick!"
"Yeah dude, he's got a shmeat..."

by OnlyAtWalmart November 23, 2015

3๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shmeat

Super tiny dick

Jay has a super shmeat.

by Abby____lololox February 29, 2016

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shmeat

extremely small penis

tommy got that shmeat

by drizzyaf April 27, 2015

112๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


shmeat

n., a lab-created meat product; essentially, animal tissue which has been cultured for the purpose of consumption without harm to animals.

PETA is a fan of shmeat.

by Joe Vegetarian December 10, 2008

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