Shmueling

Shmueling - The word comes from Shmuel from the Boy in the Striped Pajamas and it is the act of running awey from something.

(Playing apex legends)
person 1 - SHOOT THE GOD DAMN WRAITH!
person 2 - I CAN'T HE IS SHMUELING!
person 1 - OH SHIT ANOTHER SQUAD LETS SHMUEL OUT OF HERE

shmuel

very deceitful. lying, cheating, stealing, betrayal, etc.

Brian: Did you see Jeremy's girlfriend cheated on him?

Henry: She's so shmuel.
Brian: On god.

Shmuel

1: What you ask for behind a dumpster

2: Why Communism is a thing

Stop stalling and give me a SHMUEL

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Shmuel

One with a fat head, most commonly called Theo.

Can be used as an insult when a fat Jew won't stop talking.

Theo: Shut up Jew, yeah what happen?

Mitchell: Shut up Shmuel

Theo: *Start crying into pillow*

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shmuel

an ass. simple. manipulates every living being to get what he wants. lacks all respect. and only cares for himself. it may seem as if he cares for others like girls or a best friend but really because it benefits himself. His revolting being.

Sam enjoying his day with with his girlfriend
ring ring
shmuel: Yo pick me up in ten minutes.

Sam : im with my g
shmuel: well dump her and pick me up i want beef jerky
Sam: Ill be back in an hour
a whole eternity later after shmuel manipulated Sam to bullshit for him...
the G left sam

thanks Shmuel for pulling a shmuel and fing everyones lives for your own satisfaction.

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Shmuel fredlender

A dude who thinks he is the shit but just has a really cute butt

Shmuel fredlender do be thick tho

Pp shmuel

An insult to someone. It means they have a small dick. The word shmuel comes from the boy in the striped pajamas.

Yo move some pp shmuel