one who is very nice.
one whos head is deformed.
he/she usually smells because they never shower.
they usually get hit by a spade off their father.
they resemble an animal like an alpacker/llama.
a shmuel usually gets pissed on.
llama, alpacker, shmuel.
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very deceitful. lying, cheating, stealing, betrayal, etc.
Brian: Did you see Jeremy's girlfriend cheated on him?
Henry: She's so shmuel.
Brian: On god.
1: What you ask for behind a dumpster
2: Why Communism is a thing
Stop stalling and give me a SHMUEL
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One with a fat head, most commonly called Theo.
Can be used as an insult when a fat Jew won't stop talking.
Theo: Shut up Jew, yeah what happen?
Mitchell: Shut up Shmuel
Theo: *Start crying into pillow*
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an ass. simple. manipulates every living being to get what he wants. lacks all respect. and only cares for himself. it may seem as if he cares for others like girls or a best friend but really because it benefits himself. His revolting being.
Sam enjoying his day with with his girlfriend
ring ring
shmuel: Yo pick me up in ten minutes.
Sam : im with my g
shmuel: well dump her and pick me up i want beef jerky
Sam: Ill be back in an hour
a whole eternity later after shmuel manipulated Sam to bullshit for him...
the G left sam
thanks Shmuel for pulling a shmuel and fing everyones lives for your own satisfaction.
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A dude who thinks he is the shit but just has a really cute butt
Shmuel fredlender do be thick tho
An insult to someone. It means they have a small dick. The word shmuel comes from the boy in the striped pajamas.