shocka locka

When you are having sex doggystyle with your chick, insert your thumb in her ass. Next, bend your thumb to lock it in place. Scream "Boom, Shocka Locka!"

She couldn't escape the shocka locka.

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shocka wocka

Slang for a cool event, such as a stuck fart leaving the butt or a tax refund check arriving. also just used randomly to harass co-workers!!!!

"Pfffftt...ahhhh dat's da shocka wocka!!" or "I got my money back finallly!!! Shocka-Wocka!!!" also defined as a person that's da sh@t, usually wispered to another..."it's da shocka wocka" or just blurb it out when others are deep in thought !!!!!

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Da Shocka

Stick yo Pinky in da ass and yo index and middle finga in the pussay!!!!!!!!!!

i gave mai bitch da shocka and she cried

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Shocka Con

Somebody with jacked up hair

Person 1-Look at kierrahs hair today

Person 2- SHOCKA CON!!

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Cajun Shocka'

Comes from deep cajun country Louisiana. To perform:
Open palm of hand.
touch thumb to ring finger
spread pinky away from ring finger.

"Three in the cootie, one in the booty"

1. I got that girl shocka' style last night.

2. If you really want the date to go well, giver her the cajun shocka'.

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tha shocka

Hold, the finger next to your pinky down, with your thumb.2) place index and middle finger together. Keep it this way....3)Go to a party have a few drinks. 4) Find willing/drunk lady friend who "needs a ride home" WIth this hand gester youv been holdn on to, you proceed to penatrate from the front with your two fingers.5)dont knock on the back door, slip that lil pinky.... and you can continue the story a share with all your frinds that you pulld tha shocka

Tha shocka is quite insane but is difficult on larger women.

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booya-shocka

exclaimation of over excitement or after accomplishing a task.

I'm totally going to graduate high school, BOOY-SHOCKA!

I beat this video game, BOOYA-SHOCKA!

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