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While watching porn, right before you bust, the porno switches to an image of a cock or the man's ass not allowing you to achieve maximum bustability.
Ben: Dawg i hadnt jerked it in 7 months after my surgery and when i did for the first time i got Cock Shock.
Liz: DAWGG THAT BLOWS!
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when a guy gets so horny when he's about to have sex and cums before it even starts
He got cock shock from her undressing.
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when a female breaks up with you but is unable to have sex with anyone else after you
that bitch has cock shock, she hasn't fucked since we broke up.
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when a person goes through emotions that relate to post traumatic stress after being "cock-slapped" by one or more penises.
"Why is Martha so shaky?"
"Oh, because Martha has cock shock."
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When something flicks or nicks the very tip of the penis and a cock-numbing pain results, much like being electrically shocked.
When Kyle flicked Colby's tiny penis, he only nicked the tip, giving Colby a bad case of Cock Shock
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The feeling a girls pussy gets right after a good hard fuck from an unusually large cock.
I sent that bitch into a severe case of cock shock after we fucked hardcore last night.
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When a man is distracted by something, (usually a phone,) and then goes into the bathroom, takes off his pants, and sits down on a freezing cold toilet seat. zapping his balls and causing him to flip the fuck out and probably shit himself or drop his phone.
Steve: Dude what the fuck happened to your phone?
Jack: I was about to take a shit and i got Cock shocked and dropped it.
Steve: aww that fucking sucks!
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