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A hot girl with an ass so tight that you need a shoe horn to get your dick inside.
WOW - check out that Shoe Horn in the corner!
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a no named asian hooker with a strap on, on her forehead
wow look at that shoe horn over their
''sucky sucky 5 dolla''
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The male version of a women’s camel toe. A man and his “package” to tight in jeans showing a shoe horn type shape
Omg that guy has a serious dude camel toe like a shoe horn, ewe.
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Remove penis from vagina so that a "popping" noise occurs.
When I give her the shoe horn she goes nuts!
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Flaccid penis + stubborn butthole + a thumb = Cincinnati Shoehorn.
1. the act of using one's thumb to assist in the insertion of a flaccid penis into a butthole.
2. East Portland Hipper than You-ing, except with a flaccid penis and a willing, non-hipster partner.
James: Hey man, how was your night?
Paul: Well I had a little whiskey dick, so I had to start off with the Cincinnati Shoe Horn, but it got the job done.
James: Gross man.
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The act of forcibly inserting ones knob, shaft and entire scrotum into an unsuspecting and unwilling females vaginal canal.
I needed to go more than balls deep in this slammin' hottie... So I ended up shoe-horning her.
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After a night of heavy, HEAVY drinking, a girl wants to have sexual congress with you. However, your pink crayon isn't up to the task. You're determined, however, and decide to cram Ol' Floppy inside of her. You're determined to get it up, but it ain't happening. You keep flaccidly stabbing away with zero results. She goes home deeply disappointed.
"I tried shoe-horning my 'flaccie' inside of her last night, but no go."
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