people who are shorter than you are supposed to be appreciated
aye its national short people day
yoo congrats on being a smurf
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a day u can bully ur short frends and yk what, this day comes everyday, so feel free u bully ur short frends cuz haha :)
"ur short bitch and ykw tdays world short people day so try reaching those shelves as much as u want :)"
This day will take place on 23rd October (Friday) and you must respect short people day and if you donβt people will not respect you!
Yo luckas do you want a free coke, itβs βrespect short people dayβ π€ ππΌ
On january first, you get to fuck anybody under the average height for their age and they cant do anything about it
Person 1: Dude, its fuck short people day
Short person: oh hell no
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So basically u have to respect everyone short and tall people must be punished. U now have permission to kick tall peoples shins :))
Oh look itβs βRespect short people dayβ. I must go respect luckas π€ ππ»
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On October 21, you can anybody under 5β6β with no permission needed
Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day
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October 25th is not National Kick Tall People Day, in fact it's National Stomp on Short people Day. On this day you get to stomp on your short friends.
"Hey, it's October 25th. You know what that means! It's National Stomp on Short People Day!"
*stomps on his short friend*
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