Short Shorts

What women wear to show off their ass.
Also used while twerking.

Guy 1- "I saw Lisa in short shorts the other day."
Guy 2- "Was her ass hanging out?"
Guy 1- "Hell yeah! When she saw me looking at it she started twerking!"
Guy 2- "Damn, I wish I had been there."

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That’s a short

That’s an unfortunate situation

Man, just got a 50 on that math test
That’s a short

Short

Someone below average height

Tall person: Ur short
Short person: I may be short but ur ugly and i still have time to grow

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shortes

New Mexican for underwear.

"What brand are your shortes? They look good!"

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short

a) your height
b) your cock size

You are short in every sense of the word

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no shorts

Nothing held back. Giving all that is expected. "Pulling no punches"

"We'll go on and on 'til the break-a-dawn, we're giving no shorts!"

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Shorts

Comfy and easy to wear.

I like shorts, they're comfy and easy to wear!

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