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When an Alpha Male is dominant 100% of the time at the collision
Alex Enright is Readings top Shotter
WHERE YOU PUT YOUR FUCKING DICK ON A SLINGSHOT AND YOU BUST A HUGE ASS NUT
"Bro My friend is a sling shotter"
"Fr?, I thought he was gay"
A label that is often self-proclaimed, but rarely justified. It refers to that one dweeb in the group who thinks he can handle the most alcohol. The Top Shotter rarely lives up to his bold claims. When faced with a serious drinking challenge amongst real men, the Top Shotter can be found face down in the nearest gutter with his liver trying to escape out of rectum.
Top Shotter: "Come on lads, everyone knows I'm the Top Shotter"
Real Men: "F*** off Joey we just saw you pay that sexy barmaid for a shot of water"
Top Shotter (after about two shots): "I'm shoo dwunk and I want my girlfwend"