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When a female uses the shower head on the power jet setting to please herself.
I just did some shower head therapy and I feel much better!
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When a person uses a shower head to masturbate.
Scott: Hey, guess what happend?
Charlie: What?
Scott: No, guess.
Charlie: sex happend?
Scott: I guess you can say that. I caught my younger brother giving himself head with a shower head.
Charlie: - shower head- head?
Scott: That's a good one lets put it in urban dictionary.
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The act of eccesively drinking liquids, while consuming enough spicy food to give oneself the runs.
Following this procedure you would defacate all over a counterpart giving them a hot, liquid portugese shower.
Our hot water tank broke so Sean performed a Portugese Shower Head on me.
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When a woman gives a man a blow job and just when he is about to cum she pulls back and waits for him to jizz on her face, he moans, groans and enjoys it but there is no jizz
Girl 1- I was blowing Jake last night and just when I thought he was about to jizz I pulled back but nothing happened?!
Girl 2- What?
Girl 1- He had The Dry Shower head, shame!
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that he wants to take showers with you
a boy who gives/comments/texts you a shower emoji means that he wants to take showers with you. shower head emojis means he wants you and wants to take a shower with you
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The act of eccesively drinking liquids, while consuming enough spicy food to give oneself the runs.
Following this procedure you would defacate all over a counterpart giving them a hot, liquid portugese shower.
Our hot water tank broke so Sean performed a Portugese Shower Head on me.
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While your chick is taking a shower. Wait until she is washing the soap out of her face and has the shower head hitting her in the face. While she is blinded by the soap and water you put a second warm stream on her back by pissing on her.
My girl was washing her hair and yelled " you better not be giving me a polish reverse shower head." After she excepted it she just told me not to piss in her hair.
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