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Slang used to refer to our "president" donald trump.
"Hey did you hear what shrimp dick did this time!"
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When a dude has a small ass dick but doesn’t want to admit it
“I wanna put yo dick in my mouth an go BrAzZy!”
“He’s got such a shrimp dick”
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An asshole who doesn't laugh when you tell your friends to point and laugh at his shrimp dick is most likely not laughing because he really does have a shrimp dick.
That guy really does have a shrimp dick no wonder he's a masturliker!
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When ur dick is to small to beet thy meat
Damn he has a shrimp dick he can stick his dick in a macaroni noodle
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The kind of dick a masturliker has.
The guy keeps trying to show her his shrimp dick and she doesn't find that funny at all anymore.
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a size of a man's dick normally reserved for young adults of current generation and especially those that either
1. Support Democrats regardless of corruption and sexual deviancy
2. Blindly believe anything on Twitter
3. Willing to beg for attention even if it means simping to groups like ANTIFA and BLM
Bystander: Look at that dear, that BLM supporter is sexually assaulting the high school cheerleaders
Bystander #2 (his wife): Well... that proves that people like him has a shrimp dick with pride whatsoever
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