Shunt

Shrively Cunt. That grandma with wrinkles and crinkles that’s so annoying and such a cunt

Omg that grandma is so mean such a Shunt

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shunting

Shunting - slang for having sex

"I gave your mum a real good shunting last night. Damn she took it hard"

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Shunting

A term people that play Pokémon Go use for when they go shiny hunting, usually late at night where they won’t be judged for being absolute virgins.

Andy: hey did you wanna go shunting tonight? I can pick you up from Luxy’s at midnight.

Simon: can you make it 1am? I don’t want to bump into anyone I know.

Andy: sure. Let’s not invite Kieran.

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Shunt

The act of shitting a cunt

That finale was so epic, I shunt myself.

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shunt

The revolting result of a girl's choice to whipe her ass from the front, dragging mad doo-doo across her cunt, which inevitably gets lodged in the folds, leaving doo-doo butter and the occasional peanut for unsuspecting guys to deal with.

After buying the chick like seven drinks, I get her home only to discover she was dragging a shunt around under that skirt all night--I did her anyway.

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Shunt

1) The act of excreting fecal matter into the cuntal region.

2) The penetration by a solid waste matter into the cylindrical folds of a female or post-op transexual.

Shunt: The colon penetration of the vaginal region.

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shunt

The act of punting a shart after it has rolled out of your pant leg.

Dude I just sharted lets see how far I can shunt it.

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