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1. (noun) The time when one needs to shut the hell up ( this must be said by outbursting in the middle of someones sentence).
guy1: " you won't believe what happened yesterday, it was sooooooo cool. what happened was...."
guy2: (looks at watch)" oh boy, looks like it's shut-the-hell-up time!!!"
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a deck of cards used for the sole purpose of telling someone to shut the hell up.the person given the shut the hell up cards must obey.
person one: so my mom was bitching at me last night about not cleaning my room
person two: well why didnt you give her one of your shut the hell up cards?
person one: i already used them all up on my girlfriend
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When your office mate has a reactive condition to everything and makes you wear old, dirty shirts so her symptoms aren't exaggerated by your toxic laundry cleaners, which she attempts to replace with non-toxic, cruelty free drier sheets made with mushroom-based, woven fibers and chamomile tea. Her escalations includes: spitting up in her mouth, dizziness, itchiness, bitchiness, accusatory statements of microwave abuse, fiber discrimination, strawberry bashing and long conversations with air filter suppliers in the Philippines. Only to be followed by vaccination indictments and promises that you will die of cancer.
Shut the hell up Karen.
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Used in situations involving prostitutes who pay to get talked down to
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Movie reference from the Adam Sandler film “Happy Gilmore” in which a Nursing Home Orderly, played by Ben Stiller, authoritatively denies the polite request for a glass of warm milk by Happy’s grandmother.
Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep.
Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma.
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Hey, can I ask why you're being such a jerk?
You can shut the hell up.
I think the problem is with you.
I think the problem is that you're not shutting the hell up.
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Something you serve to people who talk shit. Sometimes it is something you serve before a can of whup or whoop ass(which ever you prefer.)
You talk a lot of shit, how about a nice cold glass of shut the hell up. If you keep it, I'll open up a can of whoop ass.
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