The girl you text after you leave your girls house because youβre alone now and want pics or sex
Usually late at night, or late in the evening
bro whoβs that girl youβre texting?
oh thatβs just my side hoe
A James McDonald, often annoying and disrespectful to main hoes. Constantly thinks they are the main hoe when in fact they are not.
"omg look at Jerry over there!"
"he's such a side hoe!"
32π 41π
Cheating but the second girl is okay with it
"Damn, Wayatt has so many side hoe's"
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someone who isn't part of your squad but you still chill
Yeah, I don't really hang with them much, they're more like a platonic side hoe.
The day after Valentines Day (February 14th) when you go and get all the discounted Valentine goodies for your girl (or guy) on the side.
"Hey man, I had to drop 50 bucks yesterday on my girls teddy bear...today its only 10...gotta pick that up for my chick on the side, what u gettin urs for side hoe day?"
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a girl from oceanside who has no life, goes with every guy and is not the best looking girl and not the cleanist girls
sam devine: hey alex, jess wanna be whores for halloween
alex: i thought we were supposed to be sumthing diffrent then what we are evryday
jess: i smell like a horses but
random guy: danm those must be some ho-side hoe
22π 9π
A biddie in which you partake in late night conversations, discuss feelings, trust, etc; physical attraction may or may not be apparent
Mary, I think I'm Jimmy's emotional side-hoe.
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