sidewalk

The absolute most annoying fucking place to be in the world. No one wants to hang out on the street yet for some reason you can't be on the street without having to put up with types who seem to have a good time being on it.

These loudmouths on the sidewalk who fess up with an overeager, obnoxious attitude every single time someone walks down the street. Society is such a troll these days.

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sidewalked

Drinking so much that you end up falling on your face on some unforgiving concrete.

Mike took nine shots of liquid cocaine and was sidewalked minutes later.

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sidewalk shitter

a person who defecates, usually out of dire necessity, on public walkways.

When going out in L.A., you're lucky if you don't have to pay to pee. Therefore, it shouldn't come as a surprise when nature calls and a sidewalk shitter starts doing his business out in the open.

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Sidewalk Express

A form of transportation also known as walking.

"Hey man, can you give me a ride to the store?"
"Nope, your lazy ass can take the sidewalk express."

Mexican Sidewalk

A woman who is so amazing in bed that you swear she not only used the three main holes to satisfy you, but actually took it in up to SEVEN different holes from every angle. How did she fit it in her ear?? Did she use her knee pit at some point?? When she turned the lights off did I fuck a Stretch Armstrong doll rolled into the letter "O" or was that her asshole????

Derived from the ankle-breaking sidewalks of Mexico City where holes appear out of nowhere and walking three blocks is the danger equivalent of a WWII Belgian minefield.

Guy 1: Soooooo Jeff, I see you left the party early last night with that cute but square little chess champion who reads teenage vampire novels alone in the corner. How did it go?

Guy 2: Dude, you'd never have guessed it but turns out she performs like a Mexican Sidewalk!! *eyebrow, eyebrow*

sidewalk taco

Prostitute, hooker, lady of the night, woman who works the streets to get paid for sexual favors

I haven't gotten laid in a while. Thinking about hitting up that sidewalk taco.

Sidewalk Scraper

A term used to describe a well hung little person.

Well, I’ve now heard it all. Apparently Keith went to the midget tossing competition, and this little guy named Otto won. I guess Otto was so excited, he ripped his clothes off and what was hiding underneath? A 12 inch Sidewalk Scraper. Keith said he was a little devastated with the load, not very big at all. He said the Dong to ball ratio wasn’t right, but the girth of the old clamslammer made up for it!