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Reoccuring events where a person does something retarded. The name comes from the famous Simen, who would do a lot of stoopid things
"He just stared at the window for like 10minutes!"
"yeah he must hav had a simen-moment"
When you, your mother and your friend plays Texas poker but ends up having a ginger orgy.
You did such a dirty Simen.
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When you’re a cunt to close friends.
Ex. Of how you pull a simen.
Bro 1: let’s play warzone.
Bro 2: Sure bro!
Bro 3: fuckye!
«Then bro 2 leaves to play with other people»
Bro 2 pulled a simen.
Bro 1 calls.
Bro 2 ignores the call and goes on to fuck bro 1s fwb.
Bro 2 pulled a simen.
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Smarte folk seier det. Fordi det er sant. I'm the king of the world!!
Yes Indeed.
Ein fyr: Kem e d der borte?
Ein anna fyr: Det er Simen.
Fin dame: Simen rocker nokke så inni helsvette! Fytti kattepusen!
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Simen is the most sexy man to ever live. Many people say that he has a 35 cm cock, but that is wrong. It is actually around 47 cm! If somebody comes up to you and tells you that Simen has a 35 cm cock, that is fake news and you better make sure that you correct them!
Person 1: Simen’s cock is like 35 cm!
Person 2: NO IT IS NOT!! IT IS 47 cm!!!!
Person 1: Ok, relax.
Person 2: How can i possibly relax when you are going around spreafing fake news?!
The name of kebabsimon. Everyone except RaggeHog knows why, it has apperaently got something to do with semen, and dating a girls... WTFFFFFF!!!! explain please!!
Simen kicked a football.
Simon got caught , thus he's now Simen?