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its a very lucky heterosexual guy with a bick cock
simes
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hello its me, i just wanna dance... leviosAAAAAAAA
simes
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A very special three-some involving two females (preferably related) and a male that involves, but is not limited to, the male being sandwiched by the two chicks with his dick in one girl's ass while the other has a strap-on and is doing him the ass at the same time.
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Jon: So, how was Nicki and her cousin last night?
Simon: It was great after I got the two of them in bed. They were down with the sime sandwich, extra pickle and mayo.
Jon: YEEEEEEAHHHHHH!!!
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Simon: How bad do you want to be in a sime sandwich?
Jon: I want to so bad! So bad!
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A hangover caused by playing to much of the Sims.
I played the Sims 2 all day yesterday, I'm so simed out it's going to take a week to sober up!
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George Sime was a man know for his heroism in the battle of Tamworth against the Oliver Wad on the Tamworth castle grounds.
George Sime is also a know member of the Gucci Troops. You can find his memorial in Mile Oak
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Expression used in the spanish twitter community that means something like hoping to die. Its a joke and is not really serious. It isnt well written on purpose, it shuld be written ´a ver si me muero`.
´Mañana es lunes haber sime muero`
´Tomorrow is monday haber sime muero`
An amazing guy I have always loved him.
I wish he knew.
Maybe he does who knows.
Jacob Simes is my love.