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A whole new level of simping, far beyond the classic definition of an incel.
i.e. Simping so hard you would swallow your own cum for a chance to talk to a girl.
Since the actions of our brethren have begun to sink to a new low, new words to describe such depravity must follow.
*texts*
guy: But aren't you a girl? I didn't just eat a load of cum for a guy right
girl(?):
guy: I can't believe you made me swallow a load of my own fucking cum. I want to cry I'm so fucking ashamed
literally everyone else: what a simpcel.
having the properties of both a simp and an incel
Suzzie: I can't tell if he is a simp or an incel
Anisa: I guess he's a simpcel
An incel that simps to his friends of the opposite gender yet fail miserably.
The type of average retard that thinks that women and men can't be friends just because simpcels don't see women as people but mere sex objects, which shows their lack of self-control and being unable to control their hormones.
Generally, this kind of incels think that if any women wants friendship, simpcels believe there must be something that should be gained out of the friendship (ex:. sex or emotional investment) as if they think they are entitled to it while not putting anything on a table.
Never believe in any simpcel theories.
A cross between a simp and an incel. Will worship the ground a woman walks on but also has incel tendencies when not interacting with other girls.
Dude he’s such a simpcel. Last week he was giving this chick 500 bucks and now he’s talking about how much he hates women.
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Men who are celibate because their wives are in 'entanglements' WHILE LIVING IN HIS HOUSE. Will Smith
WILL SMITH IS Jada's SIMPCEL.
A man or a boy that behaves like a incel online, but given the opportunity chooses to simp for any queen in real life(or in DMs) that gives him any attention. Usually a weak minded fool, that just wants to belong, but has strayed down a dark path.
Damn, Timothy I didn't know you were a simpcel, is that why you kept insulting me online?
someone who simps by being an incel and is still shocked when it doesn't work. Thinks feminists are nazis and is pro life even in cases of rape, but also is scared to talk to girls <3.
My man Dorian was a real simpcel, couldn't get him to stop dming me and posting sexist shit.