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A really masculine and horribly straight man who, when another man of the same breed is within 2 feet away from them, instantly turns gay. This can be exhibited with behaviors such as slapping each others ass, carrying each other, nearly making out and flirtatious advances.
They can often be seen saying slurs, making fun of “woke sjws” and harassing others when out of gay mode however, so do take caution where necessary. Thankfully, most of them are non-threatening due to their lanky physique and overall incompetence.
A cis straight singaporean male can be easily identified with some or all of the following features: his oversized shirt, earrings, permed hair, all black clothing (unless wearing an obs shirt), black painted nails (unless deemed homosexual by the individual) and slides.
It should be noted that this term does not apply to every literal cis straight Singaporean male, but it applies to a large population who exhibit these specific characteristics.
Person 1: Yo did you see Aloysius?
Person 2: yea he was in the lab pining James to the wall… hes definitely a Cis straight singaporean male!
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A bunch of people who born and come from an island but is so self entitled and petty, they are known for 3 things:
First they will argue for some matter that no one gives a shit.
Second they will absorb all the daily life and contradiction internally and come up with a solution that doomed to fail
Third they will be like mosquitoes and keep whining until they get what they want or get beaten
Jack: I don't what happened to Rose, it seems she gives too much shit about other people and keep complaining the small matters in life
Michael: OMG! You gonna stay away from this one man, she sounds like such a Singaporean and will consume your life!
A sarcastic response to a false and or generally fucking stupid accusation
of any kind
Typically of political or racist varieties
Based on a genuine response from the CEO of TikTok Shou Zi Chew about alleged connections between ByteDance and the Chinese government brought up by US Senator Tom Cotton
Senator: Are you a Chinese Communist?
CEO: Senator, I'm Singaporean
Singaporean snakehead is an act conducted by multiple Singaporean males simultaneously forming a line and giving each other head.
I couldn’t believe my eyes when I opened the door to a Singaporean snakehead