single working mother

A common scapegoat for African-American-Italian males to justify being capable of sewing and buying designer clothing and sunglasses all while pretending to be broke.

Ben: Hey dude, you sew really well and have $300 designer sunglasses and a bottle of Gray Goose . Are you a fag or somethin?
Chris: I have a single working mother!

Singled out mother

Attractive single mom who flirts with a married man only to reject them once they divorce their wife. Generally a SOM has no attraction to the married man in question. Many times the SOM was very clear she had no interest but the man can’t handle the reality and leaves his wife anyway.

My friend left his wife for a singled out mother who ran the minute he was available

Single mothering

The act of abusing your vehicle, usually in the way of neglecting oil changes, ignorant to bald tires and low tire pressure.

Ed is currently single mothering his new to him gmt-800