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The opposite of gas. Used when people are talking about you, or a situation, where you succeeded, but they say otherwise.
Justin: Your ball skills are wack.
Jimmy: Quit Siphoning me.
Justin: Okay fine.
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A name for a form of manipulation and gaslighting involving separating someone from their friends and family and isolating them.
The goal of siphoning is to have the person be dependent on the manipulator.
Siphoning may be done bluntly or subtly over time. It may happen through saying things such as:
"I am everything you need."
"Nobody else could love you like I could."
"I will look after you and care for you. Give you everything you need. You don't need anyone else."
The manipulator means to take control of someone by making them dependent and withdrawn from others.
"I was being siphoned and realised too late. I had already entrusted my darkest secrets to Charlie and he'd told me I was a monster and that only he could love me. He'd said that if I didn't do everything he said, he'd stop loving me and my heart sank. If he doesn't love me, who will? I hate siphoning."
The act of being goofy or cringe based on wanna-be or desperate acts.
“Dude, stop simping for this girl, you’re acting hella siphonical right now”
Hey, wanna smoke at the party tonight? Nah, I don’t do drugs, that’s Siphònical.
Squeezing as much “you time” as you possibly can out of the night time, so you don’t go to bed, because this tends to lead to waking up and going to your crappy job.
Side effects: Acute morning-after grogginess, followed by unproductive day of dim-wittedness and bumping into things.
Possible solution: Quitting said job and finding one you like.
Office person 1: Wow, dude, you look awful.
Office person 2: Yeah, I stayed up until 5am playing Fallout 3. Indulged in a little night siphoning.
To have a piss (rhyming slang)
I've had one too many beers, better go and siphon the python.
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The act of sucking on two toes, from two different feet, at the same time.
"yall fuck?"
"yeah bro, and then she started siphoning toes!"
"dude thats crazy!"
The art of getting ones dick sucked (preferably from a Canadian) while simultaneously having ones asshole sucked (preferably from a Mexican).
Canada was chugging my cock when all of the sudden I heard a knock at the door. Manuel barged in and began to suck my asshole with an airtight seal. At first I was confused, but soon I gently placed my hands on top of Canada's and Manuel's head, I smiled and whispered "Mexican Siphon".
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