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More than one diabetic in a clinic or in a room at one time
Look over there, there’s a siphon of diabetics
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An extremely skilled person. Especially when referring to people named Sarah or Samantha.
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What epic games took off fortnite. It gave mats, and meds on elimination.
Dang it, Epic Games, why u remove siphon?
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Squeezing as much “you time” as you possibly can out of the night time, so you don’t go to bed, because this tends to lead to waking up and going to your crappy job.
Side effects: Acute morning-after grogginess, followed by unproductive day of dim-wittedness and bumping into things.
Possible solution: Quitting said job and finding one you like.
Office person 1: Wow, dude, you look awful.
Office person 2: Yeah, I stayed up until 5am playing Fallout 3. Indulged in a little night siphoning.
To have a piss (rhyming slang)
I've had one too many beers, better go and siphon the python.
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The act of sucking on two toes, from two different feet, at the same time.
"yall fuck?"
"yeah bro, and then she started siphoning toes!"
"dude thats crazy!"
The art of getting ones dick sucked (preferably from a Canadian) while simultaneously having ones asshole sucked (preferably from a Mexican).
Canada was chugging my cock when all of the sudden I heard a knock at the door. Manuel barged in and began to suck my asshole with an airtight seal. At first I was confused, but soon I gently placed my hands on top of Canada's and Manuel's head, I smiled and whispered "Mexican Siphon".
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