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To evaluate your opponent before a fight
“What are you waiting for, get on it”
“I’m sizing up.”
the guy “sizes you up” like he’s basically just trying to figure out whether he can fit inside you or not.
“sizes you up”
there he stood in the door opening of my house.
looking at me up and down slowly taking in everything of me.
he was watching me for multiple minutes , looking like was figuring something out.
“Is there something on my thighs or are you just being a pervert?” i asked.
he smirked before he said : “ just looking if i would fit”.
i raised my eyebrow , was he sizing me up? why would he look at my thighs and debate on if he would fit? he already knew he did.
“you were sizing me up?” i asked “pervert”
before being able to roll my eyes.
the man walked towards me and held me against the wall.
“don’t you dare roll your eyes princess”.
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When two men are engaged in a heated argument and it is clear no resolution will be made, one male will say "size up", prompting both participants to expose their penises. The one with the larger penis wins the argument by default simply because his penis is larger. No exceptions.
Male 1: "Dude, you're a fucking dumbass, McDonalds is definitely better than Wendy's."
Male 2: "Um, are you fucking kidding me, Wendy's is 10 times better."
Male 1: "Size up"
Male 2: Alright, fine, McDonald's is better.
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Basketball term usually used to gauge one defenders ability
“What’s he doing with the ball”
He’s sizing up seeing how he reacts
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when a guy examines a girls thighs in order to see if she can take dick from him
have you seen her? i think i need to size up. not sure if she can take me. we are sizing up
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when u measure each others cocks guys
''I'll measure urs if u measure mine'' That would be a size up.
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When a guy looks at you thighs to see if he would fit
When you size up you know the bigger the thigh gap, the looser it is
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