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A Sjoerd is a type of person who is characterised by often being very drunk, appearing in Polo T-shirts and looking a lot like Scott The Wozz. Also most (not all) Sjoerd's are very good in the kitchen, however, a Sjoerd only has this trait if they do not get screwed over by the education system.
Person 1: Hey, what's up with Jan? He didn't show up to work today?
Person 2: Oh, he's a Sjoerd so he's either suffering from a hangover or buying another Polo T-shirt.
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In holland the name sjoerd is used to say that you see a ugly dog
Look there is a sjoerd walking.
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yes i see it, he is verry sjoerd
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A total Idiot retarded gayfaggot, who wants to fuck and get fucked by big black cocks.
"You're a Sjoerd!" "How dare you to even say that?"
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Sjoerd is a dead meme. He is a character of a Dutch Ad about someone working in a Supermarket vlogging. His name get's referred when talking about something stupid, due to his voice.
"Hey, ik ben SJOERD" ("Hi, I'm SJOERD")
"I could imagine Sjoerd saying that"
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The embodiment of a sex god. Has a large dick and can definitely steal your girl. To add on to his greatness, he has a large alcohol tolerance as well.
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Telling one of your disguisting friends with cancerous feet to take their rotten stench elsewhere
Bilan, would you please remove your cancerous feet from my sight because im not a dirty Sjoerd.
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