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Skeep

To urinate involuntarily in one’s underclothes, usually as the result of extreme fear, hilarity, or excitement.

If you make me laugh again, I think I might skeep.

“pee my pants” - This can mean one is laughing so hard that bladder control is lost, or that you’re very scared and a little squirt gets out. This definition actually shows up in the OED with a citation of 1946.

by kelley-john-brad-sarah December 10, 2008

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Skeep

An individual who has a shit fetish.

I would but she is a skeep

by Mr.gno January 10, 2018

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skeep

Verb.

To skip, to pass by, to not do.

Mainly used by the Polish.

We will skeep the sausage.

by Hop, skeep, jump March 27, 2005

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skeeping

large scooping of food

can I have a skeeping of corn Please?

by Unky Don January 28, 2010

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Skeep

To pack a lip; to throw a bomb; to mageep.

I'm going to skeep in a doice amount of tizime.

by Northern Doice January 21, 2008

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skeep

watching goatse while eating ravioli. mmmmmmmmmmmm

Hey dude did you see today?

No, why?

Dude I saw him fucking skeep yesterday!

WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT BRO

by subduingmaster July 5, 2011

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skeep

When the heart skeets and skips a beat

Boyfriend: I have something to tell you.
Girlfriend: Okay, what is it?
Boyfriend: I love you!
Girlfriend: I love you too!
Boyfriend: Baby, you just made my heart skeep!

by the ms. wiggles October 12, 2011

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