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Skeeter

A dirty ignorant slut who is always looking to get stuffed full of dick. Can also be used as a verb to describe when a girl is seeking some sausage.

"Whats a skeeter doing when shes not skeetin'?"

"It's a trick question, a skeeter's always skeetin'."

by Abe Frohdman December 4, 2008

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Skeeter

(Noun) - A person of Caucasian descent who acts in a hillbilly type manner. Also see Redneck, Honkey, and Cracker. Skeeters enjoy loud rock music, cold beer and bonfires. Skeeters can be found in trailer parks and Walmarts. Skeeters are usually not people to be messed with as drunken bare knuckle brawling is nothing new to a skeeter.

Guy 1: "Maaaan, I got beat down at that party in the trailer park last night"

Guy 2: "I told you not to fuck with them Skeeters"

by idontknowmuch August 2, 2016


Skeeter

The name of your pet goldfish in 1990.

I gave Skeeter a proper burial in the snow instead of flushing him down the toilet when he died.

by JoSparks November 24, 2017

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Skeeter

A girl who is involved in actions that would constitute calling her a bitch, whore, skank, slut or any other variations of words that means she sleeps around and will fuck anything that walks.

"Yo you wanna get some pussy tonight?"
"Hell yeah bro."
"Okay man, i'll call up the skeeters"

by B Wil March 24, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Skeeter

One who skeets alot. One who, when sleeping in his rack at night not knowing that the porn hes watching on his computers makes it light in his rack thus showing everyone that happens to be looking at him jacking off or "shadowboxing" through the very thin curtains. he does not even know that everyone can see him through the curtains...that is until all of his shipmates give him shit the next day for it.

Ostermann-"Hey skeeter...we saw u jacking off through the curtains last night."

Norton-"WHAT! how the hell could you see me through the curtains?!"

Ostermann-"Those curtains are really thin, so thats how we could see you skeeting. Dude were soo calling you skeeter from now on. skeet skeet skeet!"

by Norton1987 June 15, 2008

11๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Skeeter

When you get head while taking a shit.

Nazar: Yo i got a skeeter from that bitch fele last night!
Arthur: fo sho? i got one from your mom last night.

by Nick March 24, 2005

7๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


Skeeter

Horse lover, buys elephants for his...he has his own elephantfuckhouse

see: irc.outernet.org

by Ya Mom in the next room July 21, 2003

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