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When you wedgie someone when their undies are outside of their shorts/pants. lol
You think my butthole wouldn't hurt after that skinless wedgie, but they really got up there.
My dog showed me his skinless surprise the other day, I was pretty impressed”
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A Jesus for everyone. A messiah excepted by all race.
Daddy, what’s a skinless Jesus? Well Timmy, it’s a Jesus that everyone can worship.
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Someone who gets mad when they're spoken to rudely, but when they do it.. they don't see why the other person should be mad.
It's basically, someone who is one-sided about getting angry.
Tiger Woods' audience are full of such skinless cats.
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A skinless prisoner is someone who has a circumcised penis. They cannot escape their circumcised penis as it is and always will be a part of them thus making them a prisoner.
Cody was circumsized as a child, he’ll always be a skinless prisoner.
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To touch oneself until the top-end skin drops off the penis.
Otherwise known as "the naked eye"
In the evening I tend to caress my skinless sausage.
When I'm in the shower I dance with my skinless sausage.
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Bob Saget.... enough said. The dad from the hit TV show, Full House.
I started masturbating at age 9, And believe me when I say, you don’t want a skinless penis.