skirmishes

1. anything you can't explain
2. making out
3. funny behaviour or attitude

eg. my boyfriend and i were doing skirmishes when my dad walked into the room.

i hate it when girls act like that, their skirmishes and all...(implying whatever they did is annoying)

whenever i try to speak to you then you are doing skirmishes

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Cognitive Skirmisher

An epithet used to describe brainy and overly aggressive folks who enjoy acquiring knowledge at the expense of others' mental fatigue.

Cognitive - of or relating to acquiring knowledge
Skirmisher - soldiers whose purpose is to harass the enemy

"The dinner party last night was fun except for that Cognitive Skirmisher who bludgeoned my brain whilst he figured out his stance on Scottish secession."

Baltimore Skirmish

While receiving oral sex, the person performing suddenly stuffs a large dildo(or other similarly shaped object) into the anus of the person receiving without their knowledge. If the receiver requests this action, it's then referred to as a Cincinnati Skirmish.

Sarah left Rich because he tried to perform a Baltimore Skirmish.

Vaginal Skirmish

An extremely intense battle between two human asses for who may sit on a presented chair, with the victor getting to place thy ass onto the aforementioned chair.

Mikey and Rose got into a vaginal skirmish for who got to sit in the teacher's chair.

Skirmisher Rifles

A really cool man, a super good friend. Nice man to hang out or play with, will be friends for life.

"Yo wanna play with Skirmisher Rifles?"
"Sure! He's our best friend"