skitty

the nickname to the nicest, sweetest and best looking boyfriend around!

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skitties

Not beging able to stop farting

Tanya: "Stop farting you Mom!"
David: "I can't cause i have the skitties"
Kristine: "Ewww!!"

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Skitty Kitty

When you Cat deicdes to have funny 5 mintues and runs rounds or acts randomly

Daughter: Mum whats worng with the cat

Mum: Don't worry hes just being a skitty Kitty

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Hartford Skitty

A drug and alcohol infested town located in the smallest county in Indiana where the boys will steal from a homie and skeet on anything that moves.

"Hey Joe"
"yeah, what up pup"?
"Let's cruise Hartford Skitty for AA ho in our purple ride".
"Hell yes; count me in. Let's smoke crack with the toothless bitch & skeet parallel on her skank ass".

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skitty titties

When someones titties are really rough and they make a "skit" sound when they rub together

"Yo girl you have some skitty titties. I heard you on the treadmill the other day and all i heard was "skit skit skit." You might cause a fire with all that friction girl!

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skitty on wailord

When your erect dick is so big it splits her vagina during sex;
also, when in pokemon, a huge sperm whale inserts its dick into a common house cats ass

Oh man, last night my boyfriend and I had sex. It was totally Skitty on Wailord!

Skitty: "Skiiiiiiitty!!!!" (Realizes it's too tight)
Wailord: "Wail Wail!!"

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Skitty Cunt

An individual who narcissistically believes themselves to be endowed with intellect, attractiveness, and popularity to the point of delusion (a skit), and in addition is also rude and dismissive of other people’s feelings (a cunt).

Bro I can’t stand Simon Cowell, he’s such a skitty cunt.