skitty

the nickname to the nicest, sweetest and best looking boyfriend around!

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skitties

Not beging able to stop farting

Tanya: "Stop farting you Mom!"
David: "I can't cause i have the skitties"
Kristine: "Ewww!!"

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Skitty Kitty

When you Cat deicdes to have funny 5 mintues and runs rounds or acts randomly

Daughter: Mum whats worng with the cat

Mum: Don't worry hes just being a skitty Kitty

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Hartford Skitty

A drug and alcohol infested town located in the smallest county in Indiana where the boys will steal from a homie and skeet on anything that moves.

"Hey Joe"
"yeah, what up pup"?
"Let's cruise Hartford Skitty for AA ho in our purple ride".
"Hell yes; count me in. Let's smoke crack with the toothless bitch & skeet parallel on her skank ass".

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skitty titties

When someones titties are really rough and they make a "skit" sound when they rub together

"Yo girl you have some skitty titties. I heard you on the treadmill the other day and all i heard was "skit skit skit." You might cause a fire with all that friction girl!

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skitty on wailord

When your erect dick is so big it splits her vagina during sex;
also, when in pokemon, a huge sperm whale inserts its dick into a common house cats ass

Oh man, last night my boyfriend and I had sex. It was totally Skitty on Wailord!

Skitty: "Skiiiiiiitty!!!!" (Realizes it's too tight)
Wailord: "Wail Wail!!"

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skitty titty

the point of drunkness immediately prior to unconsciousness

Quinn: Yo Ryan I think you might be drunk?
Ryan: No im drunk as a skitty titty.

Troy: Exzacktly