Skoop(ing)

To skype while pooping. To poop while skyping. Skooping.

Ive gotta take a dump...you tryna have a skoop date?
Me: What are you doin?
you: Skoop(ing).

skank skoop

Family members who fuck up

Michael is a skank skoop

Skooping

Skyping while pooping. Usually an activity reserved for those with a close personal bond.

Infinitive: to Skoop
Past tense: Skooped

Spanish infinitive: Skoopir

Austin and I were Skooping the other day. Now we're best friends.

skoop

"Skoop" the compound of Skype and Poop, is the act of pooping and Skyping at the same time. While it is not a requirement to be using skype (you may use any facetime service you like), you must be defecating while doing so. Peeing and Skyping would be Skeeing.

Hey sorry I missed your call, I was Skooping with my sister.