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Skronk (or skronking) is to annoy someone to death. Like.. to the point where you want to kick them out of your diner.
Man: But how can I do it if I don't know what it is?!
idiot skronker...
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The sound made by game show buzzers when you answer incorrectly. Therefore, to be undisputably wrong about something; to be unceremoniously denied.
1. The boss skronked us ordering another bottle of wine at lunch.
2. Skronk that! we're gonna anyway.
3. My design was skronked by the client
4. Let's catch a flick?! Skronk, too lazy.
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To annoy someone to the point of madness without realizing it.
From Shel Silverstein's short play "No Skronking," set in a diner. A customer notices a sign saying "No Skronking" and inquires as to what it means, which the waitress advises against. He persists and ends up driving her completely crazy. Produced twice, once at the Atlantic Theater Company, in NYC, and once by the Market Theater, in Cambridge, MA.
"Excuse me, is that spelled right? No Skronking? Shouldn't that say No Smoking?"
"Oh, you'd know if you were a skronker."
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The Saskatchewan slang for sex. Mainly used by teenagers, who are obsessed with the subject. Also used more often when catching a couple in a bush at a party.
"Yup, they were definitely skronking. Bare-assed and everything."
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From Jeff Robinson at About.com:
An adjective used to describe a noun.
Probably an infinite number of uses. I've used it myself when dialing in guitar sounds. Usually distorted and more often than not narrow in frequency response. Several records I've worked on we actually got some pretty 'skronky' guitar sounds. One that comes to mind is the solo/theme guitar sound on a song called 'Pencils and shades' by the Low & Sweet Orchestra. That came out on Interscope Records and featured actor Dermot Mulroney on various stringed instruments. I've also worked on several projects that had some pretty 'skronky' vocal sounds too. That effect would be achieved in running a normally recorded vocal out through a bullhorn to achieve a more annoying, albeit obvious vocal sound in the mix. One could even record the original vocal with a bullhorn.
Another name for this effect would called 'filtering'. Usually, one chooses a center frequency which will be predominant and then the other frequencies are filtered out or decreased. This creates a spike in the final sound of mostly one frequency. That's about all I can suggest as to my knowledge of it's usage. So often, working in music, finding a common language to describe what you hear and intend is critical. The language becomes nearly as suigeneris as the music itself.
The Gentlemen Callers' sets just kind of blended into on long grind of rythem and skronk.
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1. Verb meaning to fuck.
2. Noun, refering to your fucking partner.
1. OMG! You went out with THAT dude last night? Did you skronk him?!?
2. You know it, girl! He made me cum, like, five times. He's the best skronk, EVER!!!
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To grope someones knee in a playful manner in order to gain undefined points.
Made popular in Brampton, ON
Scott grabs Riley's' knee and says "Skronk" in thus gaining him a "point"
Riley attempts to retaliate but Scott blocks by a simple covering of the knees and thus no "points" gained
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