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when someone is hit by a car that then proceeds to simply drive away without taking responsibility in a lame attempt to escape punishment; synonymous with “hit and run” but much more cash-money, also bonus points for the rhyme
Abbie: My girl Lauren was recently a victim of a hurt and skurt.
Miranda: Damn that’s cold.
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"Skurt" Reynolds is a fairly common parody name of the actor BURT Reynolds. It is usually used as a "gamertag" by overweight mouthbreathing guys eating ramen noodles or hot pockets in their families while doing nothing productive with their lives.
This guy changed his online gamertag from Shadelz126 to Skurt Reynolds126.
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The act of being involved in a sexual activity and jizzing in the female's face, then promptly leaving the premises without speaking a word.
Yeah, we met up and she looked nothing like her tinder pics. But she begged me to give me Becky. So, I had to pull a Skeet-N-Skurt.
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A stupid ass nazi frog from Sweden who likes to suck his führers dick all night long!
Some Nazi: -Heil Hitler!
A good motherfucker: -Shut yo ass up you skurt nazi lookin ass!