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A brilliant RPG that consumes your whole life and makes everything else in the world meaningless.
Skyrim>All
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Probably the most epic video game where fight dragons and are able to shoot fire out of your hands like a wizard. And you're the dovakiin or "Dragonborn" and born with the soul of a dragon. Again, totally wizard.
"yo meh, I was up all night fighting alduin in Skyrim."
"Dude, get a life your 24."
"Touche....."
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a massive orgasm that is 300 hours long but takes many years to come
Guy: Hey i heard skyrim was coming out
Guy2: aaaaaaaaaah! *cum shots everywhere*
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The 5th chapter of the Elder Scrolls series, release date of 11.11.11. All other developers should just take a break for 2011 because everyone will be too busy saving money and nerdgasming to worry about any other game.
I have seen the gates of 2011, beyond which no waking eye may see... behold, in November, a GOTY sweeps the land...
Dood 1: Watches Skyrim trailer
Dood 1: OMFGICANTBELIEVEITSFINALLYHERELJDINYSRVDL
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My deliverence from my social life.
*buys Skyrim*
*deletes facebook, destroys phone, burns picture of friends and girlfriend, orders 500 pizzas ans 500 gallons of coke, locks door, and puts rifle in reaching distance*
*turns on XBox 360*
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
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To get a rimjob on an airplane at 35,000 ft in the air.
Dude I just gave Kelly a Skyrim on our flight to France.
What is Skyrim? It is the Wagnerian RPG glory of standing atop High Hrothgar, fully cleansed of all annoying friends, family, relationships and other such weaknesses. Only men (and women) with nerdsome beards can taste such liberation from the Empire! Forget that lame "reality" you flounder in - For now the dragons shall be your friends! But not the Thalmor, as they totally hate you.
When Morrowind got covered in radioactive ash, I decided to sell my Gaur farm and move to Skyrim. Now I hang out in the slums of New Gnisis!
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