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Someone who plays Skyrim all hours of the night, has 50+ hours logged on the game and is addicted. This person is constantly playing Skyrim. This person no longer contributes to the economy because they spend all their time at home. Also this individual has no social life, because they end up neglecting their girlfriend and their friends. The only way a Skyrimer socializes is through chatting online with their friends while playing Skyrim.
A Skyrimer is a individual who stays up until two or three in the morning, sometimes pulling all nighters playing Skyrim.
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Skyrim (n)
The fifth game in the Elder Scrolls series, and arguably the best game in the history of mankind. By purchasing this game, you have sold your soul to Bethesda Softworks--which is a pretty even trade-off, actually. Once you start this game--assuming your computer/Xbox 360/PS3 doesn't burst into flames of righteous fury due to it's lack of uberness-- you will not be seeing the sun for a while.
Side effects include: Weight loss, paleness of skin, weight gain, reluctance to leave your chair, death, peeing in a bottle, ordering pizza every night because you can't stop playing long enough to make some food, loss of the ability to distinguish between fantasy and reality. Loss of Girlfriend.
Guy: I hear the end of the world will be in 2012.
Me: At least I get a year to play Skyrim.
Guy: It's also supposed to end on October 21st.
Me: Then I'll die playing Skyrim.
I used to have a girlfriend. Then I found out Skyrim was coming out.
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When you've been playing a game from dawn til dusk for the past week and have to go down to the shops for food and forget how to interact with real people.
How will you be paying for that sir?
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That guy got skyrimitis or something, he thinks im an NPC
A brilliant RPG that consumes your whole life and makes everything else in the world meaningless.
Skyrim>All
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Probably the most epic video game where fight dragons and are able to shoot fire out of your hands like a wizard. And you're the dovakiin or "Dragonborn" and born with the soul of a dragon. Again, totally wizard.
"yo meh, I was up all night fighting alduin in Skyrim."
"Dude, get a life your 24."
"Touche....."
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a massive orgasm that is 300 hours long but takes many years to come
Guy: Hey i heard skyrim was coming out
Guy2: aaaaaaaaaah! *cum shots everywhere*
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The 5th chapter of the Elder Scrolls series, release date of 11.11.11. All other developers should just take a break for 2011 because everyone will be too busy saving money and nerdgasming to worry about any other game.
I have seen the gates of 2011, beyond which no waking eye may see... behold, in November, a GOTY sweeps the land...
Dood 1: Watches Skyrim trailer
Dood 1: OMFGICANTBELIEVEITSFINALLYHERELJDINYSRVDL
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