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A Slagathor is a humanoid female creature that is found in various areas of filth, trash, and unlit, rundown, back parking lots of strip clubs. The kind of strip clubs that a bag of pork rinds gets you admission and you can see the stitches from a C-section on the strippers stomach.
Slagathors are attracted to the sent of food stamps and free handouts. They can only mate under certain conditions and locations, which include the underbelly of a trailer park, trash truck (while stationary), pool of vomit, and the Dollar General.
A Slagathor is best described as seen in the wild as slightly hunched over, unwashed oily hair (most have lice), muffin top abdominal area, disheveled, with smells of mold, plastic bottled liquor, ash tray, wet dog, despair, and rancid bacon wrapped shrimp.
Slagathors are know for chin rubs, working hard to not work, sucking souls, and leaving a snail/shit stain tire track trail wherever they go.
That chick is such a Slagathor! Her clothes are way too small, I can’t tell if I’m looking at a star bucks muffin or a person. Omg that smell...I would rather go to zoo and roll around in Panda bear poo than smell her!! I swear to god if she asks to leave early again cause she needs to wash her 54 year old step uncles back hair again I’m going to lose it! We all know her wife got the welfare check this week and they are trying to go buy out the pork rinds at Walmart so they can get free lap dances!
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Any disgusting, fat, norwegian, beat, busted, hideous girl that can be found in a Boston University basement.
1: yo dude check out that girl Sams hooking up with
2:HAHA shes a total slagathor, only he would hook up with her
1:yea, he thinks hes like robin hood for hooking up with busted girls
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Slagathor is the name of this evil Pigeon who is trying to conquer the world!
Every pigeon you see you have to point at it and say "Slagathor"
Beacouse you might find the real "Slagathor". All other pigeons are not "Slagathors", they are just a part of his evil army!
"Slagathor" got huge military bases in New York, London and Tokyo.
"Slagathor" was first discovered in Amsterdam as he were trying to take over that city aswell.
The best way to fight "Slagathor" is to eat mushrooms, since that's the only thing "Slagathor" can't stand!
You may use the name Slagathor for all pigeon aswell!
"Hey look, there is alot of Slagathors here!"
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From the hit NBC comedy Scrubs. In the show it referred to a seemingly random medical intern. In real life, it refers just to an ugly, hideous woman whose heart is so black she doesn't care what she does to get to the top. IE, being a complete bitch
Teacher: So um, what was your name?
Student: Katie P-
Teacher: No, that won't do. From now on your name will be Slagathor.
Student: But...
Teacher: No buts Slagathor!
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The great god of Techno and the Dance, he demands sacrifice to ensure epicness at every party. Patron of FU Crew Dance Parties. Husband to Jognig
Today I prayed to Slagathor so that when I go to the Tiesto concert it would be beyond earthly, and instead divine.
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A human-like creature so hideous that if seen by mortal eyes the victim will dicenigrate.
That girl looks like a Slagathor.
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Nickname given to anyone (usually of the female gender) with an overactive vagina. May also often be called bitch, slut, cunt, or whore. Often found flinging themselves at men. or women. Perhaps even animals. Whoever or whatever will give attention. known for being notoriously easy, needy as well as self-absorbed. Sometimes called Bitchzilla instead of Slagathore.
"Oh noes! Here comes Slagathore, the horrible bitch that screwed me over!"
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