to have sweaty, greasy consecutive sex with some bird. usually referred to in a disgusted or joking manner.
liam: how'd you go with that english sluzza last night mate?
pete: yeah i totally gave her the old slap chop
liam: you are such a creep weasel
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To pulverize a food item using a slapping motion pushing down on a tool with a razor edge in order to slice and dice your food items.
I just totally slap-chopped this salad!
When a chick gives you a blowjob but she isn't very good so she ends up squeezing and biting your dick.
Friend 1:" Hey man, did you go to warped tour last night"
Friend 2:" Yeah, it was a fun time until I got slap chopped"
A sexual finishing move, usually done at the end of oral sex.
When one ejaculates in to their hand, slaps their partner across the face with the semen filled hand, and comes back with a chop. This is all one motion, using the same hand. Yelling "Slap-Chop" is optional.
"Dude, do The Slap-Chop to her."
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When a girl finds out that an angry dragon has been preformed and proceeds to chop off your unit by biting down with her teeth
Dude, Jim just got slap chopped when he tried to pull an angry dragon
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It's receiving are slapping somebody in the face
If you don't take out that trash I'll slap your chops