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When you have sexual relations with a girl who you later find out has had sex with one of your friends or someone who you once knew. Then you are slapping-dicks with them. Much similar to sloppy-seconds.
Bob: You know that girl Jenna?
Jimmy: Ya. Why?
Bob: I totally beat those cheeks last night.
Jimmy: Oh ya? Me too. A few weeks back.
Bob: Ah man! I was slapping-dicks with you.
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Another way of saying “fuck you”,or it is said when you don’t care about someone or something
Vanessa:”yo do you like Camille Rowe?”
Taylor:”no she can really slap dick.”
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The act of a jewish male, while rapping, he simultaneously takes his cock out, and after profusely rigging his mast, he lets it fly free, straight into a more 'free spirited' females face, ejaculating on her cheeks as he slaps her.
Such an act is rarely occurs.
Bob: Did you see that cummy cock slap jew rap dick fap Steven gave Keri at the party? It was a HARDCORE throttle.
Dave: Yeah, her cheek looked like strawberry shortcake.
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1. a stupid person who is more than the average moron. Dopey as all sense of the word applies.
2. masturbation
3. doofus
Chris is such a fucking slap dick, he can't even wipe his own ass.
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usually referred to as "that guy" at a party or anywhere for that matter who just can't seem to say or do anything remotely intellectual or worth-while..
John: "hey baby, do have a mirror in your pocket?"
Betty: "what a slap-dick, get lost."
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So fucking ugly that it is indescribable unless by an obscene phrase.
God dam she is slap a dick ugly
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A game where two or more men put honey or other adhesives on their hands and take turns slapping each other's wangs.
The game goes on until someone's hand gets stuck on another's penis. He is then declared the loser.
The penalty must be decided before the game and could be anything from streaking in public to giving hand jobs to homeless people.
For the rules it is suggested that pube shots are not allowed.
K, guy, lets play Slap Dick, no pube shots!
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