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Slap Dick is a commonly played game where two guys get hard and sit facing one another. They then proceed to switch off slapping each other's dick. The guy whose dick falls off first is the loser. Following the game, the winner may choose to do the victory ritual: pick up the fallen off dick (before it looses to much blood and becomes limp), smack the loser's forehead with said dick and finish by yelling SLAP DICK!
"(Picks up hard dick, slaps loser with it) SLAP DICK!"
24π 97π
1. Tha niggaz you hook up wit and shit
2. Everybody else that ain't me
say what the beat is cupcake hows work and every thing tell ya mom what up it was nice seeing her and stuff and it was nice seeing you to οΏΌ
also tell ya slap dicks was up to but anyway ill fucks wit ya later 1 xoxox mauh
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Doing a pointless activity for no reason but to piss away time.
I had nothing to do so I started slap dicking around with my dong for about an hour.
10π 2π
December is the month where you apply your hands in a slapping action to any penis (male or female) you may encounter.
Terry: βdo you have a dickβ
Todd: βyeah?β
Terry: *slaps Toddβs dick*
Todd: βWhyβd you do that?β
Terry: βItβs slap dick Decemberβ
2π 1π
Applying man-logic to a bitches' issue
MAN: What do you want to eat?
WOMAN: I don't know...
MAN: I'll just slap a dick on it
3π 1π
To express an attraction to a female or an approval of anything you like or want.
The bitches tits are perfect, I would love to "slap some dick on it".
When you are in a conversation, and start to get upset, just scream "slap my dick" or alternatively, "slap my wiggly dick", to make things better.
Dad: Son, you know all too well you got to get out of the house. You're sixteen, bud, when was the last time you were out there? I know things are rough, and that school is hard and your friends are just a bunch blokes that don't care for you at all. You have potential, kid, you have a heart, and I will be here for you every step of the wa-
Son: Slap my dick, bitch.
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