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A sexual act where one cums on the stomach of his partner then, spreads the semen in a circular motion as you would with crepe batter. Once the cum is made circular and thin similar to a crepes composition, the female waits for the semen to dry. Once the semen is dried, solid and circular, female eats the cum crepe as a snack.
Nawh baby I aint got a towel. Just go to bed, you can have my slavic crepe for breakfast.
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The only way to drink vodka and play CS:GO simultaneously.
Vlad: Hey Boris did you see that guy, his slavic squat is so bad.
Boris: I know, he is probably a western spy.
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The act of biting ones lips until they start bleading, while then continuing to suck the blood and lick the former's face and neck
Look at Jake's lips, he went abroad and came back with a slavic smooch!
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Slavic Thunder is a very hard cough or sneeze - originally caused by tuberculosis, however it can be used to represent a very bad cough.
"Of course I couldn't come into work last week - all you could hear in my house is Slavic Thunder!"
One of the main things that's currently killing the western world, they come and steal all of the jobs, commit petty crime, and fuck off back to where ever they came from after they've sucked all of the jobs and money out of the area.
Oh and did I mention that most of them live off of benefits.
British Person: So many low paying jobs have been lost thanks to Lithuanians, Bulgarians and other Slavic Migrants taking them all, when will it end?
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When you take a large group of different races, forcing them to have an orgy and then when they are done, you gun them down with a Kalashnikov.
"Dude, If I lose the will to live, I will go to Ukraine to participate in a Slavic Blender"
During a 4 way three males ejaculate into the female's rectum. Immediately following the final ejaculation, she defecates a cocktail of semen and fecal matter onto said male face.
" oh my god, bro, that Slavic rainmaker last night totally caught me off guard, she shat that semen and fecal matter ALL over my face"
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