sleep

what you do when you are too depressed to face the world.

when the love of your life has been gone for the last five months, sleep is what you do to cope.

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sleep

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

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sleep in

Sleeping past 11:30am, at least.

Yesterday i decided to sleep in, I got up at 2pm.

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Sleep

Proper Noun - s le' p

Kinda llike a drug but you're hooked at birth. As you grow older and worked f*%#ed up hours and invest in a life, you go through withdrawl.

Withdrawl Symptoms:
Heavy eye lids, tired muscles, confusion, boredom, being on the computer at 3:00am (after work), watching reruns of the 10:00pm news.

Treatment:
Well. there are three ways we can go with this;
1. Kicking the habit: Continue with withdrawl. soon enough you'll replace your blood with bawls, jolt, or coffie. You may go crazy, but you'll have more time on your hands.
2. Overdose: Keep your funny hours at work. When you get home from work on Friday, just crash on your bed and sleep right through the weekend.
3. Work around it: Ask for different hours at work. When your boss laughs in your face, reffer to methods 1 and 2.

Side affects of taking Sleep include:
Refershed feeling, more energy, better attitude towards life, better pefromance in the workplace, addiction.

"I need to get some more SLEEP."

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Sleep on

To sleep on someone means you don’t believe they’ll actually achieve something they said they would or will do. It’s basically someone calling you bluff on something you say you’ll do, but instead of them verbally calling you bluff, they’re thinking it. Its thinking that someone will stay stagnant in a journey, process, career, etc. It’s a lack of respect towards that person either because they haven’t done it before or because you don’t believe in them. Basically, if someone is sleeping on you, you’re not a threat nor respected by that person and this is a time to prove that person wrong.

The other day, I told someone I wanted to be an oscar nominated actress. She laughed in my face and said “yeah alright sure thatll happen”. I laughed and told her “don’t sleep on me”.

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sleep

The ultimate unobtainable.

"Sleep? Yeah, I've done that one time."

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Sleeping in

To sleep later than usual, either by accident or deliberately due to the weekend or another event that alters scheduling.

Also, a killer song by The Postal Service

I don't have school tomorrow, I'm thinking of sleeping in.

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