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Ejactulating ropes of semen onto a girl's face while she sleeps.
I gave that girl a sleeping beauty last night.
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A particularly hot slut; a new slut, who hasn't worn herself out yet.
John: So, I heard you bought a hooker last week? You like sex, but it's not like you to buy a hooker.
Dave: Well, I had to, she must have been new, because, damn, she was a sleeping beauty!
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“ Sleep is Beauty and Beauty is the beast”
REFERS TO SLEEPING BEAUTY
I have no idea I just said somethinge and it sounded deep
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One of your friends is passed out drunk on the floor and you put your huge boner in his mouth and take a picture. Then you black mail him with the picture to get what you want.
Steve got so wasted last week, I gave him a sleeping beauty and then he bought me a new car.
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When you take a picture of someone that normally looks beautiful while they are sleeping then post it on social media and it makes them look ugly or bad because they drool or for other reasons.
Did you see that sleeping beauty that Johnny posted
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People that soffer of narcolepsy, they tend to fall deeply asleep in any circunmstances: while driving, during important meetings, while they are having sex, while they are talking of something or even writing on a black board before a classroom.
Ole: C'mon I cannot take this anymore Jon
Jon: What!? What did I do now?
Ole: You did it again, sleeping beauty! You felt asleep during the meeting!!!
Jon: oopss, sorry... did anybody realize that?
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While receiving fallatio, you distract the giver for a moment and sprinkle chloroform into your pubes, guaranteeing that when she reapplies the suction, she will be a swallower.
Dude my girlfriend refuses to swallow.
Why don’t you give her the “sleeping beauty” like I did.
Wait you gave my girlfriend the sleeping beauty?!
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