A slimp is basically a mega simp. He will donate $5000 at a time to a twitch e-girl and will defend an attractive e-girl to the end of time. Do not try to disrespect the girl he is Slimping after or he will say ALL WOMEN ARE GODDESESS.
“Did this dude just donate $5000 on this e-thot, he mad Slimpin’ out here”
Girl: It’s the Slimp!-
Boy: What’s a slimp?!
Girl: A slump pimp, duhh!
A beautiful concoction of American foodstuffs. Typically formulated from excess meats in the dumpster behind a combo KFC and Long John Silver’s. This meat product is then ground in a meat grinder, and stuffed in a condom like a sausage.
Did you see how pale Kindred was yesterday? He looked like are slimp last night.