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Sloan

Sloan is overall so beautiful and my best friend. she's really serious in important times but can be really energetic and the life of the party. Sloans are mostly short but some of them could be tall but not my sloan haha shes so short lol. She has a beautiful style and wears a lot of creative jewelry and i love every single outfit she wears. don't backstab her she will get her revenge and you will not like it.

Adam: omg i love sloan shes so beautiful
Jack: im so jealous she could never like someone like me

by cylovesherself June 5, 2023


Sloan

(Sloan's) are amazing people, usually, and girls name, Sloan's are kind, loving, grateful, and most of all a amazing partner in love life. never let (Sloan's) go, always keep them close

oh Sloan, you amazing girlfriend, i love you!

by shmoop.ca January 3, 2020


Sloan

Sloan’s are amazing!, they will be the best friend you’ve ever had. They will just change your vibe when you see them into something so goofy and happy. Sloan is so cute and will probably be the most funniest person you’ve ever met. She’s the most perfect girlfriend you will ever have so if you end up dating a Sloan, your one lucky man. Sloan is Loyal and respectful and has the most cutest smile you will ever see. She has a good body, and she’s active and Sloan’s usually are blonde haired. She’s absolutely beautiful and you won’t regret meeting her. She’s just amazing to be around, She can be really crazy tho, she’ll do stuff that none of your friends will. Feel special to be friends with a sloan, there aren’t many of them (:

Sloan’s friends: Sloans so amazing, I love being with her.

by wonderman5732689 June 30, 2019

5👍 1👎


Sloan

Small titty little sister. There I said it

Sloan really out here lookin like a 2 by 4

by Classroom clown July 23, 2019

5👍 2👎


Sloan

Sloan is the highest level of being friendzoned and is a very large unit of friendzoniness.
A normal friendzone is around .1 sloans.
Etymology:
A Dad Isn't the one who created the child. A
Dad is the one who takes that responsibility. He
goes out of his way even when that kid isn't
his. Sloan, you are my best friend and such an
amazing dad to hosanna! The most amazing
thing is she chose you. I hope one day you can
find a woman who will treat you as well as you
treat her. Crazy to co parent with someone
who's not my partner or her father, but here you
are. Our rock that holds our family together
Go bestfriend that's my best friend!

Dude, you are a sloan now, she doesnt let you do her while you take care of her child from another guy.

by meme_lord? May 30, 2019

5👍 2👎


Sloan

A quiet person who doesn't really do much.

Good morning Mr. Sloan.

by BrookeInFlorida November 22, 2011

28👍 24👎


Sloan

The last name of the greatest couple who ever lived.

Hey, those Sloans sure are hot shit.

by J.Sloan April 28, 2010

24👍 30👎