Language spoken by those who are fluent in cunnilingus.
Guy: Hey baby, you wanna go back to my place?
Babe: I don't know...do you speak slobbery tongue?
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the subtle art of slobbing upon one's knob
when you can grab this dildo out of my hand, you have truly become a master of knob slobbery- kwai chang caine
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An abnormally large amount of saliva on an object.
My sister-in-law offered me a slobbery block with my brother standing right there!
Like a 'wet willy' except you just poke your finger in your dogs mouth and put it in your mates ear cos you lazy.
Ben: Im going to give Vanessa a slobbery willy.
Nick: haha how foul and unnecessary.
Main Entry: slobb-er-y a-lmond
Function: noun, verb
Etymology: (Hebrew: Χ’Φ²ΧΧΦΉΧ¨ΦΈΧ)
History: First appeared in early Hebrew scrolls in the classic story of Sodom and Gomorrah. The perverse sexual act was removed in modern day versions of the Old Testament.
Definition: When a man forces his testicles into the anus of his partner (male or female)
noun|
You: "I gave her the good ol' slobbery almond last night."
Friend: "Yeesh"
verb |
You: "I slobbery almonded (or almond slobberied) her last night."
Friend: "Wow"
Also known as "Slobbery Long Jawn".
After receiving a blow job from a girl on the top bunk of bunk beds, the act of jumping down to the ground in such a way that your slobbery, erect penis slaps the person occupying the bottom bunk in the face.
Now you are really gonna get it... I was only going to shroom slap you, but now I'm going to give you a slobbery long john!
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The act of unwillingly having a sticky wet mess left behind on your genitals after receiving oral sex. Most often perpetrated by a partner that uses too much slop and refuses to swallow. Also refers to the drool puddles left running down your sack and ass crack by said perpetrators.
" i thought she would have a pro head game, but left me a victim of knob slobbery"